Some children just followed me home from the post office... I thought I could lose them on my bike simply due to superior speed and such, but they were able to glimpse me turning into my apartment complex and caught up with me right as I was opening my door... They know where I live. This could be a fatal mistake due to my laziness as I usually ride for as long as it takes to either lose them or have them lose interest and give up the hunt. One of my vice principals warned me that the children discovered where the old ALT lived and constantly hounded him at his apartment until the school finally had to make an announcement telling them to leave the poor man alone. I fear for the worst.
However only four girls know my secret now and I think they are still lingering around to try to catch me leaving. Four deaths to keep my secret. Is it worth it? Only time will tell...
Just kidding! Or am I?
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Maybe you should bribe them with a plant - maybe one with green leaves and pink spots- that has worked in the past I believe...
love,
M
Or you could put them in the dryer or freezer..sound familiar? haha love you
I think you are in trouble now as your secret location will be spread to all your admiring masses of 11-13 year old school girls.
Dad
i agree with mary. that tactic certainly got mary off your back for a while.
p.s. it's very odd that japanese children have an obsession with gaijin ALTs.
especially ugly ones like you
Or it may be that they like you.
What's not to like?! :)
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